Normalize Recreational Explosives

Tired of society judging your weekend plans? We've got the uniform for the misunderstood patriot who just wants to turn a lazy Saturday into a low-key mushroom cloud. This soft, premium tee proudly declares:

NORMALIZE RECREATIONAL EXPLOSIVES

(Yes, in that iconic red-white-black color scheme that screams "I passed the background check… probably.")

Wear it to the range, the desert, family reunions where Uncle Dave still thinks exploding targets are just fancy confetti, or literally anywhere people might ask "what do you do for fun?" Now you have a one-shirt answer.

• 60% cotton / 40% polyester heather for that perfect broken-in feel (already feels like it survived a few sympathetic detonations)
  
• Printed with vibes that won't crack, fade, or apologize

Warning: May cause strangers to slowly back away while whispering "that's a felony shirt." Side effects include uncontrollable grins, sudden urges to yell "FIRE IN THE HOLE," and friends asking if you're starting a club. (You should. We need more members.)

Grab yours before the ATF starts a waitlist.

GO BOOM GUYS – Making the Range Explosive Again Because quiet weekends are for quitters. 💥